Looking for Love in All the WRONG Places

No lie. I honestly heard this on the news this morning but after a fruitless search on the Internet I am beginning to wonder if I was half asleep on the drive to work.

According to CBS news, bachelor farmers in the Netherlands have come up with an innovative way to look for love. Is it a chat room or dating site for the lovelorn Dutch? No. They've decided it would be a good idea to post their images on......milk cartons. What?? Think folks. Where do most people find little cartons of milk? In grade schools! Imagine the puzzled look on the faces of elementary school children as they gaze at the mugs of grizzled bachelors and their list of attributes: "Hi, I'm Lars. I like moonlight strolls in the pasture and big bear hugs and foot rubs."

This is a half-baked idea that's bound to crash and burn...or in this case, sour and curdle.